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If It Is Not Written, It Did Not Happen

Relying on a phone call to explain a discrepancy is a governance failure. Calls evaporate; memos survive. We codify explanations into artifacts.

Elena Dossier Elena Dossier

Charisma Is Not An Asset Class

You believe that your personality can bridge the gaps in your data. You think that if you can just get the investor on a call, you can “talk through” the missing invoices or the dip in retention.

You are mistaken. In high-stakes diligence, charisma is a liability. It suggests you are relying on persuasion rather than proof.

When an auditor sees a discrepancy, they do not want a story. They want a citation. A verbal explanation has a half-life of five minutes. It cannot be forwarded to the Investment Committee. It cannot be attached to the legal disclosure schedule. If it is not written, for all legal purposes, it did not happen.

The Red Flag: The “Call Me” Culture

When I see a comment in a Q&A tracker that says “Let’s discuss live,” I immediately flag the item as High Risk.

Why? Because “Let’s discuss live” translates to: “I don’t want to put the truth in writing because it might be used against me later.”

It signals evasion. Even if your intent is pure, the optics are toxic. You are forcing the counterparty to take notes, and their notes will likely be less charitable than your own words would have been. You are ceding control of the narrative to the person looking for reasons to say no.

[Image of a scale weighing ‘Verbal Assurance’ (Feather weight) vs ‘Written Memo’ (Gold bar weight)]

The Protocol: The Explanatory Memorandum

We do not leave critical context to chance. We operationalize it. We create a Narrative Memo.

This is not a novel; it is a surgical explanation of a specific anomaly.

The Structure:

  1. The Issue: “Q3 2023 Churn Spike.”
  2. The Cause: “Client X (12% of revenue) was acquired by a competitor and terminated contract per Change of Control clause.”
  3. The Evidence: “See Legal/Terminations/Client_X_Notice.pdf.”
  4. The Mitigation: “New sales in Q4 offset this loss. See Finance/2023_Revenue_Bridge.xlsx.”

Upload this as a PDF right next to the ugly data.

  • 03_Financials / 03.02_Churn_Reports / 2023_Q3_Churn_Explanation_Memo.pdf

Now, you have not just explained the failure; you have demonstrated governance. You have proven that you understand your own business mechanics and are not afraid to document them.

[TO EDITOR: Guidance for illustration. A flowchart. Path A: ‘Verbal Explanation’ -> ‘Investor Takes Bad Notes’ -> ‘Confusion’ -> ‘Deal Delay’. Path B: ‘Written Memo’ -> ‘Attached to File’ -> ‘Verified’ -> ‘Deal Velocity’.]

The Permanence of the Record

Remember, the diligence team changes. The associate you speak to today might quit tomorrow. If your explanation lives in their memory, it leaves with them. If it lives in the Data Room, it is an asset that defends you until the wire transfer clears.

FAQs

Why can't I just explain it? It's faster.

Speed is irrelevant if the explanation isn't retained. The associate you talk to will not be the partner who approves the deal.

Does every email count as a record?

No. Emails are noise. A formal Memo (PDF) is a signal. It shows you treated the issue with gravity.

What if the explanation is complicated?

Then you definitely need to write it down. Complexity without documentation looks like obfuscation.